"I’m extremely thankful for prescription pain killers. They helped me kick my addiction to alcohol which is infinitely more difficult to hide from my coworkers and loved ones."
— Some asshole. (via fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck)
My name is unimportant. I'm an American male in my late 20's, which means I grew up in the 80's and early 90's. I'm a product of the Nintendo generation, a child soldier who was running flight simulators before I was ten and starting using the Internet when it was still nothing but dial in bulletin boards. Now I'm a young professional who travels the world as the assistant to an international arms dealer.
My interests are designer suits and assault rifles. I like European fashion, South East Asian food, and American automobiles. I'm a fairly good graphic designer though I've branched off more into business and marketing. I shoot guns and blow things up on a pretty regular basis. In my line of work I've now been flash banged, tased, tear gassed and shot with rubber bullets.
I'm really into cyber and mecha anime and video games. I have a strange obsession with pixel art and unicorns. I read too much William Gibson. My favorite drink is a dirty martini with blue cheese stuffed olives.
Credits
Beneath the Ashes is using the Illusion theme by Hello New York.
— Some asshole. (via fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck)
Not sure who or what I was winking at. Maybe my next cocktail.
I was the only one dancing. Everyone was staring at me like a zoo animal X__X
I’m gettin’ down!
(via joker-rae)
(Source: bare-stalker, via landofunicorn-deactivated201107)